[crashes through your door] LEONARDO DICAPRIO IS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR
And I’m sorry, but I can not say I’d never meet desired because despite the pain, despite the gloom, however, have helped make me who I am.
I want to do adult things with you
*moans* pay the mortgage
*breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
this is incredibly frustrating
I’ve been laughing at the mental image of someone trying to use that fork, for like the past twenty minutes